George dressed to a T.


George Clooney said that his wife Amal isn’t always happy with his style of dress – “There is that moment when I’ve worn the same T-shirt like for a week that she says, ‘Really?’” Well, okay, so he’s a bit of a slob. Millions of heartbroken women can now feel they’ve dodged a bullet.


George dressed to a T. — 18 Comments

  1. A theme park based on the “Flintstones” is up for sale at an asking price of $2M. That’s a lot of clams.

  2. Denver Broncos outside linebacker Von Miller fined by team for farting in meetings. He did inform teammates that this year he’s gonna bust ass.

  3. I keep getting online alerts to wager on the Belmont Stakes horse race…”Place your bets on potential Triple Crown Winner American Pharoah!” I think this is some sort of pyramid scheme.

  4. I love my new vampire girlfriend, but she has a nightly ritual I’m finding painful: “Sweetie, I’d like to sip into something more comfortable…”

  5. My wife had her hair colored today. Hard to be enthusiastic about the startling hue. I think she said it’s called “Burned Orange”…

  6. An Israeli soldier was sentenced to 11 days in jail for eating a ham sandwich. Guy Fieri said it was the sabbath thing he’d ever heard.

  7. Californians reduced water use by 13.5 percent in April. Hollywood led the way. They drank only dry martinis.

  8. Six basketball players from a Grand Forks, South Dakota high school were suspended for having sex with a sandwich … Wow, that’s weird. But the good news is Burger King won’t be saying “Have It Your Way” anymore.

  9. An elementary school lunch lady in a Colorado school was fired for giving free food to students who had no money. The school proclaimed of the peasants, “Let them eat Doritos.”

  10. Bacon-scented Indiana lottery scratch-off tickets offer potential prize of a 20 year-supply of bacon. You want to win?–fat chance.

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