For inflations longer than 4 hours, consult your doctor. — 12 Comments

  1. I don’t read Vanity Fair magazine, and yet cannot escape its June issue cover. This seems pretty Un-Fair.

  2. A mentally disturbed woman trashed a room at a Motel 6 by smearing feces all over the room. Undoubtedly, her actions improved the room’s smell and appearance.

  3. Today is National Running Day. So I guess a bunch more Republicans will announce their intentions to seek the White House.

  4. Kardashian, Beyonce, Johansson, Lopez, Azalea, Minaj, Austin, Vergara, Shakira…man, these really are the End Times!

  5. Airlines are trying to speed boarding for busy summer months. Delta has the Early Valet who will pre-board your carry-on bag in the overhead. Southwest will board back to front by rows. United will roll a can down the aisle and shout, “Free Coke!”

  6. Dennis Rodman told TMZ Sports he’d be totally down for going on a date with Caitlyn Jenner if she’s interested. Come on now, Dennis. Jenner who was straight as a man is now a lesbian. Why should she be interested in you.

  7. A government sting operation found TSA agents failed 67 out of 70 tests. What really threw them off was one day in April the entire Kardshian family flew to Montana. Agents missed 1431 pounds of Botox.

  8. Texas executed the oldest death row inmate in state’s history. He was granted a last meal request of hamburger and fries–pureed.

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