GARY BACHMAN says:
A woman in a wheelchair won a treadmill on ‘The Price is Right.’ That would be like my wife winning a stove.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A woman in a wheelchair won a treadmill on ‘The Price is Right.’ That would be like my wife winning a stove.
If you can’t stand the heat, don’t marry a 22-year-old trophy wife.
Or perhaps invest in a better lubricant?
For most pedophiles it’s pretty much touch and go…
Immature: Saying what you want.
Mature: Doing what someone else wants.
I need help. Tell me if this is inappropriate.
Went to a 4th birthday party. A friend’s kid. I remember my 4th birthday party. My father hired a stripper. Trouble was, she was 4-years-old too.