Boxers or briefs? — 5 Comments

  1. I caught my wife twerking in a hulu skirt for another man. You can bet I told her, from now on, her ass is grass.

  2. Bumble Bee Foods accidentally cooked a Los Angeles maintenance worker in an oven along with tons of tuna. Gruesome, but it proves the old adage. Always wear clean underwear to work.

  3. McDonald’s cuts Deluxe Quarter Pounder from the menu, and here is what’s afoot. They just got a great deal on some orange trans-fats from Kraft so keep your eyes pealed for the all-new, “Big Mac & Cheese.”

  4. Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams will dump 265 tons of ice cream after listeria was found last week. Fortunately the Ice Cream Avengers are on their way: Al ”Sprinkles” Gore, Rob “Banana Split” Reiner, and Michael “Three Scoops Please” Moore.

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