BILL WILLIAMS says:
Danica Patrick just broke the NASCAR record for most top ten finishes by a woman. Actually, the only other woman ever to finish more times on top is Madonna.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Danica Patrick just broke the NASCAR record for most top ten finishes by a woman. Actually, the only other woman ever to finish more times on top is Madonna.
Like a non-virgin?
Yoga pants in public on the right female are like the best kind of pubic transit.
There’s rioting in the streets–Willow Shields got voted off DWTS.
Retired professional wrestler Verne Gagne passed away at age 89. God put him in a sleeper hold.
Krispy Kreme is celebrating National Superhero Day by matching purchases of a dozen donuts with a box of original glazed donuts. Apparently, Krispy Kreme wants to turn Batman into Fatman.
I Just got an Apple watch to go along with all my other Apple stuff. My Apple TV, my Apple phone, my Apple printer, my Apple modem, my Apple tablet, my Apple laptop, my Apple mouse, my Apple wireless keyboard, my Apple desktop. The only thing I don’t have is an Apple apple.
A Texas A&M professor gave F’s to his entire class. One morning he started his lecture with, “Remember the Alamo.” They responded, you mean that car rental place?
Michelle Keegan chosen as ‘Sexiest Woman in the World’ in a magazine poll beating out Bruce Jenner, I mean, Kendall Jenner.