Is Tom Cruise related to Ted Cruz?

BILL WILLIAMS says:

Disney to make live-action “Winnie the Pooh.” At first producers wanted Tom Cruise to star. But after watching “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” they realized he didn’t know Pooh from Shinola.


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Is Tom Cruise related to Ted Cruz? — 11 Comments

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