Indiana still wants me. — 9 Comments

  1. Some folks want to legalize weed to help pay for fixing our lousy roads in Michigan. Pot for potholes, Dude?

  2. Pres. Obama shook hands with Cuban President Raul Castro setting the stage for a historic meeting. Won’t be long before Castro will be giving Obama a tour of Havana in a Chevy Nova.

  3. There’s a campaign to put a woman on the twenty dollar bill. And “In God We Trust” will be replaced by “You Go Girl.”

  4. Robert De Niro is starring in a movie based on legendary Italian car maker Enzo Ferrari. Mr Ferrari once said, “We are mot interested in building electric cars.” De Nero just said, “Can I get an extension cord for my Mobility Scooter.”

  5. Hometown of Lucille Ball built a statue of the famous comic so scary pigeons won’t poop on it. Celoron, New York, you got some ‘splainin to do!

  6. There’s a Castro in Washington, and boy are conservatives pissed. Almost as pissed as they are over that other Castro in San Francisco.

  7. U.S. Capitol Building put on lockdown after man fatally shoots himself. Well, we know it wasn’t a Congressman–they only shoot themselves in the foot.

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