Button fly jeans, please. — 5 Comments

  1. My wife is like a living “Missing Link,” with chains on her glasses and hair the color of a orange cave painting.

  2. Rand Paul promises to “take our country back” in his 2016 White House bid. It’s part of his All Negroes Left Behind platform.

  3. The TSA says in 2014 they collected $675,000 in loose change left behind by travelers. And that’s nothing compared to what Larry Flynt pays them for those nudie X-rays.

  4. Illinois governor says the state will no longer pay for poor people’s funerals. There is no specific plan to deal with the┬ádead bodies, but if I were you I’d steer clear of Chicago deep dish pizza.

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