Penguins have good taste. And they taste good. — 14 Comments

  1. I’m considering opening a Kosher restaurant in Indianapolis, I suppose that first I’ll have to change their “No gays allowed” sign to “No goys allowed”.

  2. Castro made a rare public appearance last week. At first the crowd thought it might be Keith Richards visiting Cuba. Then they saw he was walking and talking.

  3. Sir Richard Branson and Chase Bank are ganging up to build a bank on the moon. It’ll be the first bank with no humans. A totally robotic experience. Like getting bread sticks at Olive Garden.

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