GARY BACHMAN says:
Angelina Jolie had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed to prevent cancer. She donated them to Michelle Duggar whose parts had worn out.
GARY BACHMAN says:
Angelina Jolie had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed to prevent cancer. She donated them to Michelle Duggar whose parts had worn out.
Announcement heard while changing planes at the airport in Indianapolis:: “Welcome to Indiana, please set your watch back 100 years”.
An 80-year-old porn actress has slept with over 1,000 young men. Her films have grossed thousands and grossed out millions.
Gary, do you think that she was on Larry King’s bucket list? And even more important, is she still on it?
Jerry, I think Larry is about 100 years too old for this woman. She likes them as young as 18.
You’re right Gary, she likes them young and dumb and full of…. Come to think of it, maybe I’ll just leave it at “you’re right”.
Today is National Doctors Day. It is being observed on golf courses everywhere.
Jamie Foxx has come under fire for Bruce Jenner jokes at iHeart Radio Awards. The good news is he will have no trouble getting work in Indiana.
NFL suspends Browns General Manager 4 games and fines team over game text messages. At least we know there wasn’t any texting while driving–for a touchdown.
Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers was celebrating with the Final Four bound Wisconsin Badgers basketball team. When asked if he was looking to recruit a tight end with a basketball background like Gronk or Jimmy Graham, he replied, “No, I’m actually looking for someone that can recover an onside kick”.
Tiger Woods falls out of Top 100 ranked players for first time since 1996. He also is no longer one of the Top 100 pro golfers.
Prince William has left the military and will fly for East Anglian Air Ambulance. He will of course donate his salary to charity. Charity will of course donate it to H&M for new yoga pants.
My tweener daughter came in and announced, “I’ve got two boobs! My mother and father.”
Because it’s still technically illegal under federal law you have to pay cash for marijuana in Washington and Colorado. So what’s the advantage over buying it from your old schoolyard connection? The pot shop will recycle your Twinkies and Doritos wrappers.
Read “Gone Girl” last year. Saw the DVD tonight. Trying to lay a base of duplicitousness that will get me through next year’s presidential campaign.