And the beer may have been GREEN!

JOHN DRYBRED says:

Some restaurants can’t seem to serve to the proper degree. I’ve had roast beef, coffee and ice cream, all at the same temperature.


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And the beer may have been GREEN! — 17 Comments

  1. When to worry: I asked my very-young girlfriend if I was her “first.” She rolled her blue eyes and replied: “Yes, today.”

  2. Several years ago I was shipwrecked on a deserted island and sent out an SOS. A week later I received a crate full of cleaning pads.

  3. Many Colorado entrepreneurs followed the rainbow to its end and found pot is gold. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

  4. A photographer used a drone to capture video of world’s largest known cave. But who really wants to see inside Octomom’s vagina.

  5. NASA says a giant cloud of methane gas has been spotted above the planet Uranus…which seems somehow appropriate.

  6. A gas station in Sausalito raised prices to $8 a gallon claiming rich customers could afford it. Billionaire venture capitalists were so pissed off they bought Sausalito and moved it to Kansas.

  7. For the first time, gays and lesbians marched in the Boston, St. Patrick’s Day parade. It was so cold they wore thermal thongs.

  8. A photo of ESPN’s “Duke” Vitale locking lips with U of Kentucky superfan Ashley Judd has gone viral. Dicky V says “eat your heart out Musberger, that was awesome baby!!!”

  9. George W. Bush stopped by the SMU basketball team’s locker room and congratulated them on making the NCAA tournament. That wasn’t the real reason he was there. Actually, he was out looking for weapons of mass destruction and got lost.

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