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Applebee’s has neither apples nor bees. — 18 Comments

  1. A bride walked out of her wedding ceremony after the groom failed to solve a simple math problem. So I guess they won’t be fruitful and multiply.

  2. Apparently scientists in Florida aren’t allowed to use the phrase “climate change” anymore. That was part of a bill passed by the legislature making the ostrich Florida’s state bird.

  3. Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch was involved in a San Francisco fight. I don’t know what set off the brawl, but we can rule out Lynch running his mouth.

  4. Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch was involved in a San Francisco fight. Coach Pete Carroll did not take part in the brawl–he passed.

  5. Speaking of Asians, it’s been a couple of weeks since the Chinese New Year welcomed the year of the goat. So far, there has been no response from the Pete Carroll camp to an invitation to be their poster boy.

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