The gene pool needs more chlorine.

TERRY ETTER says:

An Ohio man was arrested after he called 9-1-1 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine. Another person who doesn’t have to worry about zombies eating his brain.


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The gene pool needs more chlorine. — 5 Comments

  1. I saw my blonde neighbor topless this morning. It may be 54 degrees in Michigan today, but that still seems cool for a convertible.

  2. Disneyland security cameras have filmed a ghost wandering the park at night. Some say it’s the Headless Horseman, but I don’t think so. This guy’s headless all right, but he’s wearing a suit and holding a mouse by the hand.

  3. All this talk about transparency and Hillary’s Emails reminds me of her husband. President Clinton demanded transparency too … In Monica’s tops!

  4. Seventy-two-year-old Harrison Ford crashed his plane last week. He was lucky. Not only did his Depends protect him from unwanted leakage, they acted as a flotation device.

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