Shouldn’t that be DOWN? — 10 Comments

  1. While they were on their way to film a popular French reality TV show called “Dropped”, ten people including 2 Olympians were killed in a helicopter crash in Argentina. In an effort to get new contestants to sign on for the contest, the producers will change the name of the show to “Landed Slowly and Safely”.

  2. A new live-action Cinderella debuts tomorrow at the movies. To make this version “edgier,” she leaves a glass dildo behind at the ball.

  3. There are allegations that two senior Secret Service agents were out partying last week in Washington D.C. last week, and crashed their government car into the White House security barricades. Well, at least they didn’t have the car full of prostitutes.

  4. Tiger is opening a sports bar in Jupiter FL and it will be called Woods Sports Bar. He is not allowed to use his own name because NIKE owns the rights to the name Tiger Woods. (like Air Jordan for example) Personally, I think he should make the venue a peeler bar and call it The TW TA Gentleman’s Lounge.

  5. Barack Obama said he is “disappointed” in two senior members of the U.S. Secret Service for their involvement in an alleged drunk driving incident near the White House. Hey , these guys weren’t only willing to take a bullet for the President, they took several shots.

  6. A picture of a massive alligator taken by a member of Florida’s Myakka Pines Golf Course has gone viral. The club’s Facebook page has generated thousands of hits a day. The club invites visitors play the course but reminds you that its 400 [correction 399] members have priority for tee times.

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