Johnny Football.

GARY BACHMAN says:

A couple NFL players will donate their brains to medical research. Apparently, Johnny Manziel has already donated his.


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Johnny Football. — 6 Comments

  1. A monk who had served many years illuminating sacred manuscripts decided to change his sex. He was conveniently labeled a trans-scribe.

  2. An Ohio man was arrested after he called 9-1-1 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine. Another person who doesn’t have to worry about zombies eating his brain.

  3. After years of research NASA concluded Mars is way wetter than anybody ever thought, with puddles everywhere; lakes even. Proving conclusively that men are from Mars, and they left the toilet seat up.

  4. Bob Dylan has a new tune and video out. It’s X rated ‘cause there’s a lot of Blowin’ In the Wind.

  5. A fire near the White House caused a security lock down yesterday. That’s what happens when you let Joe Biden play with matches.

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