And he indeed would be OUT. — 6 Comments

  1. Iran carried out a staged mock attack on a U.S. aircraft carrier in a stark warning to President Obama. Iran’s notion of a mock attack was playing the game Battleship.

  2. The U.S. army is training elephants in South Africa to sniff out bombs. Yesterday, one was uncovered at a movie theater playing ‘Jupiter Ascending.’

  3. Two high school basketball teams in Tennessee have been DQ’d from a tournament, and their seasons have ended when they intentionally lost their games. “You can do that?” asked the directors of The Houston Astros.

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