Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.


There are reports of injuries from people trying to imitate scenes from “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Doctors are seeing fifty shades of black and blue.


Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. — 15 Comments

  1. A CEO of an international media company spent $300,000 on a Vegas dinner. That will teach him to pick up the check when dining with Chris Christie.

  2. Memo to all players at Yankee Spring Training: Since we are running out of traditional numbers, please submit a request for a “letter or double letter” uniform in case the number you want is unavailable. The letters BB (bat boy); DD (our well endowed left field foul line girl) and FU (in case Randy Johnson comes out of retirement) are already taken.

  3. A government panel says drinking three to FIVE cups of coffee a day will help prevent heart disease, liver cancer, Parkinson and type 2 diabetes. Of course, there may be a heightened risk of injury from bouncing off of walls.

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