Or Jets tickets. — 13 Comments

  1. Patty Hearst’s Shih Tzu won at the 2015 Westminster Dog Show. How could she afford a prize dog like this? What did she do–rob a bank?

  2. Madison Square Garden officials were relieved no participants in the Westminster Dog Show crapped the floor. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said of the Knicks.

  3. The Westminster Dog Show was won by a beagle named Miss P. Sadly, I missed Miss P’s win because I was dropping a Miss L in the toilet.

  4. I love Ann Arbor. Where else can you see some idiot trying to skate-board on an icy street? What can I say? I have a death-wish, dudes.

  5. One hundred people have been selected to compete for chance to live on Mars. Some people will do anything not to share same planet as the Kardashians.

  6. With thanks to Gary Bachman:
    Patty Hearst’s Shih Tzu won at the 2015 Westminster Dog Show. Patty Hearst, a 60’s heiress kidnapped and forced to rob a bank. ”Shih Tzu,”  what her father said to his wife named Sue.

  7. Handwriting experts have analyed A-Rod’s written apology and concluded that he writes like a girl and has a massive ego. Serves him right for getting his ex-squeeze Madonna to pen his apology for him.

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