Happy Belated Valentine’s Day!

BILL WILLIAMS says:

Saturday is Valentine’s Day. It was so sweet. Bruce Jenner asked himself to be his Valentine. Alas, he said no.


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Happy Belated Valentine’s Day! — 18 Comments

  1. Michele Ferrero, Italy’s richest man and owner of Nutella, died at age 89. His ashes will be spread over his vast estate.

  2. Gary Busey backed into a woman walking in a Malibu parking lot. Just her luck. She gets hit by a celebrity driving an old Dodge van who is one Toy short of a Happy Meal.

  3. Sarah Palin was guest host on Saturday Night Live and wore her daughter Bristol’s dress. It was see-thru, like her policies.

  4. Lady Gaga is engaged to marry actor Taylor Kinney after he proposed on Valentine’s Day. On her wedding day, Gaga plans to wear white–meat.

  5. Lady Gaga is engaged to marry actor Taylor Kinney after he proposed on Valentine’s Day. On her wedding day, Gaga plans to wear something borrowed, something cordon bleu.

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