Early bloomers.

JOHN TURNER says:

A 14-year-old boy broke into Buckingham Palace one night recently and stole Queen Victoria’s underwear. My question is, “where was the nightie-watchman?”


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Early bloomers. — 11 Comments

  1. Tom Brady has given the truck he won for Super Bowl MVP to defensive hero Malcolm Butler. Marshawn Lynch asked, “Did he throw him the keys or just hand them off to him?”

  2. Oregon Governor John Kitzhaber resigns office after scandal. He was caught breaking Portland’s most import law: “Keep Portland Weird.” He said he was weird, but was then seen wearing matching black socks and shoes.

  3. A Korean Air jetliner collided with another plane on the ground at Yangon International Airport but went ahead and took off anyway. Korean Airline requires nuts served on a plate, but this pilot obviously had his right in the bag.

  4. New York City has set a new record for going 11 consecutive days without murder. Unless you count what the Warriors did to the Knicks last Saturday.

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