BILL WILLIAMS says:
I got one of those “Life Alert” buttons. First time I pushed it said, ’Get one.’
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
I got one of those “Life Alert” buttons. First time I pushed it said, ’Get one.’
Good one, Bill!
Thank you very much Gary
Federal government has designated $3.2M to save the monarch butterfly. Congressmen who voted for this program should be taken away in a butterfly net.
Gary, weren’t they the same Congressmen that gave several million a few years back to Caterpillar?
LOL, John–well done!
When I met my wife, she was a shining Starlet. Now she’s more like a Black Hole sucking in Doritos and Bourbon.
A 14-year-old boy broke into Buckingham Palace one night recently and stole Queen Victoria’s underwear. My question is, “where was the nightie-watchman?”
She turned to putty in my hands…and that was one hell of a mess.
Things just continue to keep piling on Brian Williams since he admitted not being shot at in a helicopter in Iraq. Some people have doubts about all the stuff he claimed he saw in New Orleans after Katrina. And a few are skeptical that he was held up while selling Christmas trees in New Jersey in the ’70s. Even his sixth grade teacher says she’s beginning to wonder whether his dog really ate his math homework.
Nice, Terry!
What Gary said!
Thanx.
A Mark Twain plaque has been recovered after a robbery. The thief is asking for Clemens-y.
An American Airlines flight from Dallas to Iowa was forced to land in Tulsa after the pilot smelled an unusual odor in the cockpit. The pilot first noticed it right after they started the in-flight movie: “Jupiter Ascending.”