WILL the THRILL says:
My wife wanted an hour-glass figure. The plastic surgeon told her it was a waist of time.
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WILL the THRILL says:
My wife wanted an hour-glass figure. The plastic surgeon told her it was a waist of time.
Good one, Will!
Thanks for the timely comment, Bill!
I mean, Gary. So…the wife and I were cheeks to jowls last night, and I thought of Winston Churchill: “If you’re going through Hell, keep going.”
In a planned remake of “Chain Saw Massacre”, the leatherfaced guy now uses an electrical chain saw, so he can only chase people 50 feet before he has to stop to add another extension cord.
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Supertramp will perform at the Grammys. I look forward to seeing Madonna.
I married an Albino, but if you squint your eyes, she could pass for a blonde with blood-shot eyes.
A woman was saved from a bullet by her under-wire bra. Makes you think twice about taking up cross-dressing.
Bruce Jenner is having a little trouble transitioning into a woman. He tried on pantyhose for the first time and couldn’t tell the front from the Kardashian.
An obituary blamed a man’s death on ‘Seahawks’ lousy play call’. So he passed cause the Seahawks passed.
Oregon judge ruled taking photos up a girl’s skirt is not illegal. In a related story, Kim Kardassian apples for Oregon citizenship.
How ’bout them apples?
Canada to allow physician-assisted suicide. Timing on this not good considering the play of the Maple Leafs.