Remember the man on page 602?

TC in BC says:

JC Penney is planning to bring back their “Catalogue” in an effort to boost sales. This is welcoming news to people that own budgies and canaries.


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Remember the man on page 602? — 21 Comments

  1. Raw sewage backed up and sat in puddles at the Phoenix Open. Initially, officials attributed the odor to Tiger Woods stinking up the place.

  2. A suspicious package left at a NYC bus station was filled with condoms. Police don’t know who the package belongs to, but they have ruled out any NBA players.

  3. Nationwide said the sole purpose of the “dead kid” ad was to start a conversation. Mission accomplished–there will be lots of conversing Monday morning when agents get calls from angry customers wanting to cancel their insurance.

  4. An Alabama trucker pulled a tooth while driving, causing an accident and miles-long traffic jam. Hard to believe –someone from Alabama has teeth.

  5. The groundhog’s full name is “Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Prophet Extraordinary.” Just for fun, next year he should be introduced by John Travolta.

  6. Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has reportedly been offered a large extension on his contract. However, head coach Pete Carroll says the team should pass.

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