That’s the flattest white. — 7 Comments

  1. Melissa Rivers is suing the clinic where her mother Joan died saying, ‘No family should have to go through what we did.’ Unclear on what she meant. Throat surgery or one of Joan’s stand-up routines.

  2. Of the five US cities with the highest recycling rates, four are in California. Of course, no city does more recycling than Hollywood.

  3. My wife got kicked out of a ritzy grave-yard. A sign warned “Nothing artificial,” and her boob-job didn’t pass muster.

  4. A small drone that crashed on the White House lawn this morning apparently belonged to a “government employee” who said was using it for fun when he lost control of the flying device. You know, they really need to find more to do for Joe Biden.

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