Je Suis Jerry! — 22 Comments

  1. Those “Have you Seen Me” ads that try to help find persons missing for 30 years seem like a stretch. I mean, I can scarcely recognize my wife in the morning…

  2. A married army general in Britain is planning to come out as gay. That explains his strategy to always attack in the rear.

  3. A search is under way on a remote atoll in the Marshall Islands for Amelia Earhart’s plane. Complete coverage will be provided by CNN.

  4. Small drone was found on the White House lawn. Secret Service investigating how Ben Stein was able to climb over fence.

  5. The SAG Awards were on TV Sunday night. And for the second year in a row the biggest saggys on the red carpet were, Jennifer Aniston’s.

  6. Michael Moore has been banned from a Michigan restaurant for comments he made about ‘American Sniper.’ There’s also a concern he’d eat all the buffet food.

  7. A small drone that crashed on the White House lawn this morning apparently belonged to a “government employee” who said was using it for fun when he lost control of the flying device. You know, they really need to find more to do for Joe Biden.

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