Mike, mike, mike, mike… — 15 Comments

  1. I went to a bar where they had Beer Nuts. I told the bartender: “Hey, I’m an Alcoholic. You got any Cola Nuts?”

  2. It’s a fast-paced reality show with hilarity meeting pathos when a bee and fly swap jobs. Watch it on A&E, “Honey Doo-Doo.”

  3. A teen girl says she’s marrying her father, moving to New Jersey and having his babies. EWW!!! say her friends. Moving to New Jersey.

  4. “The View,” Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell fight all the time. On the BBC they call it, “Two Fat Ladies Who Can’t Cook.”

  5. A study found that women with fat bottoms have more intelligent children. So I guess that means Kim Kardashian’s child will be another Einstein.

  6. Barack Obama’s State of the Union address will be followed by interviews with three YouTube stars. Can’t wait to hear what insightful questions are asked of the president by that cat that plays the piano.

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