Sucker!

BILL WILLIAMS says:

Alternative energy cars are great for the environment, but I want a car like my sister has. Powered by a sugar daddy.


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Sucker! — 7 Comments

  1. At Comedy Open Mikes, as you may know, a red light turns on when your time is almost up. I’m irrationally worried that if it does, and starts flashing I might somehow turn into a prostitute. But then, who would buy me? I don’t want to be some 90-year-old ladies’ Boy Toy.

  2. New Buffalo Bills head coach Rex Ryan in his first interview promised to take the team to the playoffs. Now he has to figure out how to fit them all into Jerry Jones’ private suite.

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