Moby, like the bald musician? — 7 Comments

  1. Oakland’s new mayor has been driving around the city in a Giant Snail car. Unfortunately, yesterday she took a trip to the mountains where road crews had applied salt to an icy road.

  2. George Zimmerman arrested for throwing wine bottle at his girlfriend. Guess that answers one question. Who is Honey Boo Boo’s mom dating.

  3. My wife is very shy. She refuses to have bananas in the house, and refers to them as obscene fruits. I’m sad to say we might be headed toward a messy split.

  4. A camel trampled two people to death on a Texas farm. He was pushed over the edge by those stupid “hump day” jokes.

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