I’m drawing, I’m drawing! — 4 Comments

  1. McDonald’s has new a take-out bag for those too cool to carry one from the Golden Arches. From now on “brown bagging it” will be the new obese.

  2. Want a piece of Elvis? His two private jets are for sale. Be the first on your block to own a jet powered by “a hunk a hunk of burning love.”

  3. Tonight I’m “booked” for the Open Mike Night at a Detroit-area comedy club. Or as my wife calls it, an unpaid ape with a megaphone.

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