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  1. Comedic actor Stephen Fry, 57, is engaged to marry 27-year-old stand-up comedian Elliot Spencer. Fry can only do stand up with the help of viagra..

  2. Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri was randomly drug-tested after Sunday’s game, when he made a 53 yard field goal. Vinatieri’s powerful foot got the attention of NFL brass and Rex Ryan.

  3. When I was 10 year’s old, I tried sniffing glue. But I didn’t feel anything, so I put the Elmer’s away and never did it again.

  4. A Massachusetts judge made a man post his new Nike Air Jordan sneakers as bail. This judge has done this before. A guy stole a Lamborghini. Made that guy post his Kim Kardshian panties.

  5. I went to a Carnival with an actual girl when I was 16, but somehow at the Wack-A-Mole, the moles got a-hold of the hammer and beat ME up.

  6. One of the basket ingredients in tonight’s episode of ‘Chopped’ was cow eyes. I think I’d even prefer cow pies.

  7. Adam Vinatieri, 42, was randomly drug-tested after Sunday’s game, when he made a 53 yard field goal. Fortunately the Colts kicker no doubt travels with the list of approved drugs he gets through Medicare.

  8. O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy, which was stolen in a 1994 USC burglary, has just been recovered. O.J. has immediately petitioned for parole so he can hunt for the real burglars.

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