Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri was randomly drug-tested after Sunday’s game, when he made a 53 yard field goal. Vinatieri’s powerful foot got the attention of NFL brass and Rex Ryan.
A Massachusetts judge made a man post his new Nike Air Jordan sneakers as bail. This judge has done this before. A guy stole a Lamborghini. Made that guy post his Kim Kardshian panties.
Adam Vinatieri, 42, was randomly drug-tested after Sunday’s game, when he made a 53 yard field goal. Fortunately the Colts kicker no doubt travels with the list of approved drugs he gets through Medicare.
O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy, which was stolen in a 1994 USC burglary, has just been recovered. O.J. has immediately petitioned for parole so he can hunt for the real burglars.
Comedic actor Stephen Fry, 57, is engaged to marry 27-year-old stand-up comedian Elliot Spencer. Fry can only do stand up with the help of viagra..
Wow, 30 years younger. Talk about robbing the Little League.
Momentary shock there Bill, I thought you wrote he was “rubbing” the Little League.
Jerry, notice I didn’t say stick ball.
It’s true! Snapple is made from the best stuff on earth: Citric acid and sugar water. YUM.
Colts kicker Adam Vinatieri was randomly drug-tested after Sunday’s game, when he made a 53 yard field goal. Vinatieri’s powerful foot got the attention of NFL brass and Rex Ryan.
When I was 10 year’s old, I tried sniffing glue. But I didn’t feel anything, so I put the Elmer’s away and never did it again.
Kirstie Alley just lost 50 pounds. Or as the farmer calls it, “Letting the field go fallow for the spring.”
A Massachusetts judge made a man post his new Nike Air Jordan sneakers as bail. This judge has done this before. A guy stole a Lamborghini. Made that guy post his Kim Kardshian panties.
I went to a Carnival with an actual girl when I was 16, but somehow at the Wack-A-Mole, the moles got a-hold of the hammer and beat ME up.
The Chinese New Year picks a symbolic animal each year. I think this could definitely be my year…The Goat.
One of the basket ingredients in tonight’s episode of ‘Chopped’ was cow eyes. I think I’d even prefer cow pies.
Adam Vinatieri, 42, was randomly drug-tested after Sunday’s game, when he made a 53 yard field goal. Fortunately the Colts kicker no doubt travels with the list of approved drugs he gets through Medicare.
O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy, which was stolen in a 1994 USC burglary, has just been recovered. O.J. has immediately petitioned for parole so he can hunt for the real burglars.
Good one, Janice!