Poof! It’s gone.

JERRY W says:

Want to become a millionaire? Easy, just buy a million dollar life insurance policy for a person you pick at random who has plans to fly on a Malaysian based airline. It might take a few weeks, but it’s likely to pay off pretty quickly.


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Poof! It’s gone. — 15 Comments

  1. Some celebrity endorsements just don’t make sense. I mean Campbells’ Split-Pea Soup and Linda Blair were NEVER going to work out…

  2. Baby formula is one of the most shop-lifted products. I thought this was sort of bitter-sweet; parents stealing to feed their infants. Turns out the powered stuff is perfect for cutting Heroin.

  3. A Georgia woman remains in critical condition, after her police chief husband called 911 on New Year’s Day to say he’d “accidentally'” shot her twice. , But he had actually only shot her once. So the other time he “accidentally” missed?

  4. A nursing home in Regina is under fire for serving their residents a Christmas dinner consisting of cold bologna and cold macaroni salad. What, they couldn’t make hot dogs and Kraft Dinner?

  5. Dustin Johnson is set to return to the PGA Tour after his self imposed suspension for marijuana use. The PGA will give him a severe test in his return – they have selected his first Pro-Am partners to be Cheech & Chong.

  6. U2 frontman Bono posted a 6,000-word message on the band’s website late Thursday. A recording of the message has been automatically added to iTunes users’ libraries.

  7. Cousin Lurd says: “With Bill Cosby, the 26th woman coming forward is what finally convinced me. When its just one, or two, or three, or four, or five, or six, or seven, or eight, or nine, or ten, or eleven, or twelve, or thirteen, or fourteen, or fifteen, or sixteen, or seventeen, or eighteen, or nineteen, or twenty, or twenty- one, or twenty- two, or twenty- three, or twenty- four, or twenty- five you can pretty much dismiss them. But twenty- six. That’s a pattern.”

  8. An Iowa woman is facing a harassment charge for having a box of cow poop mailed to her neighbors. She’s trying to settle out of court, but it’s not yet a dung deal.

  9. Donna Douglas, who played Elly May Clampett on “The Beverly Hillbillies,” has died. There’ll be a memorial service at the cee-ment pond.

  10. Turns out bananas are loaded with potassium which helps curb depression. Come to think of it, how many monkeys do you ever hear about blowing their brains out?

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