TERRY ETTER says:
A wall collapsed at a Morton Salt storage barn, spilling out tons of salt. Hundreds of Morton employees rushed to scene to throw salt over their left shoulders.
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TERRY ETTER says:
A wall collapsed at a Morton Salt storage barn, spilling out tons of salt. Hundreds of Morton employees rushed to scene to throw salt over their left shoulders.
I’m getting tired of the neighbors complaining about all the noise coming from my house on New Year’s Eve. Hell, I can’t help it if I snore so loud.
Happy New Year everybody!
Books and sequel-driven movies have really gotten bad. I mean, what’s next, “To Kill a Mocking-Jay?”
Porsche is building an all-electric car, cost about 100 Grand. But it’ll be fast, really fast. Go from 0 to mid-life crisis in 3.2 seconds.
Alternative energy cars are great for the environment, but I want a car like my sister has. Powered by a sugar daddy.
It’s a new year, and I want to be optimistic, but my wife still has a big nose and small boobs. And audiences are still not recognizing my comedic genius…