TC in BC says:
Can you imagine a world where there existed a West Korea, or East Korea? How about East Dakota/Carolina or West Dakota and West Carolina? Why not East or West America? How come there’s a Far East but not a Far South? Anyways, when I retire, I think I’ll move to East Virginia.
Everyone is so hyper-sensitive now about offending any ethnic groups. I say long-live Doo Wop!
Clint Eastwood and his wife got divorced. She got custody of the kids, he the barcalounger.
Wal-Mart is accused of selling used underwear. But were confident they had never been worn. Paris Hilton returned them.
A study done by the British Medical Journal claims at least half of Dr. Oz’s medical advice is bogus. Brush after every meal, Phooey!!
An eggnog-chugging contest led to a hospital stay for a Utah man. Add some fruitcake and he would have been pushing up daisies.
Researchers have dated the oldest stone tool ever found at roughly 1.2 million years old. A neighbor borrowed it and never gave it back claims Larry King.
This year I’m giving the wife a real bang-up Christmas present. A ticket to “The Interview.”
Since Santa stops in Colorado before hitting my state I’m leaving out milk, cookies, and Doritos.
Turns out the North Korea internet failure had nothing to do with hackers. Kim Jong Un just was trying to switch the whole country over to AOL.
Kim Jong Un is so out of touch he thought that going to AOL would be considered to be an upgrade.
Remamber Seinfeld? “I know he’s heightening.” Happy Christmas Jerry.
Happy holidays as they apply back at you Bill and the rest of Howard’s irregulars….
San Diego residents were treated to a festive flight of a Christmas tree. Talk about watching the fir fly.
A California gun range has put up a billboard bearing the image of Santa Claus toting an automatic rifle. I wouldn’t want to be on Santa’s naughty list.
A man accidentally sold a box spring containing a cat. It was a Serta Purrfect Sleeper.
Joe Cocker dead at 70. Across the country spaniels’ tails dropped to half mast.
Dude buys a brand new 2015 Dodge Challenger Hellcat with 707 horsepower and totals it within the first hour. Dude says the airbag went off and scared him. Dude says the last time she yelled that loud was when he bought the Olds 442 back in 68.
An Ohio man was ordered to take down his zombie nativity scene. A zombie nativity just doesn’t make sense–the wisemen and shepherds wouldn’t have arrived ’til Spring.
An annual performance of the nativity scene in Dallas Texas had to be cancelled, after searching the entire state the production company was unable to find three wise men and a virgin.
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A photo has emerged on Instagram of Barack Obama wearing a tiara. Joe Biden had to settle for Miss Congeniality.
He was always my inspiration.
The Kardashians had a busy Christmas hanging mistletoe in the Lakers locker room.
California Governor Jerry Brown issued 105 pardons, but retracted 1–to Adam Sandler for ‘Blended.’