TERRY ETTER says:
A pastor in Mississippi protested gay marriage by trotting out a horse in a wedding dress. He was trying to show that one horse’s ass could marry another.
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TERRY ETTER says:
A pastor in Mississippi protested gay marriage by trotting out a horse in a wedding dress. He was trying to show that one horse’s ass could marry another.
Cuba and the U.S. have normalized relations after 54 years. They gave back our spy, we gave back their spy. But it’s more than that. Obama’s always wanted a 53 chevy.
Good one, Bill!
Muchas Gracias Gary
Nice Cuban move Gary!
Lance Armstrong told Golf Digest that he wouldn’t cheat at golf and would be “heartbroken forever” if he was caught. When quizzed about some of his drives reaching upwards of 500 yards, he simply asked – Doesn’t everybody hit it this far?
You’re on a roll, TC!
Thanks Gary! You continue to be my idol!!!
North Korea has threatened to blow up the White House and the Pentagon. Apparently, they hacked the script to “Independence Day 2.”
Let’s see how they do on Kim K’s butt. Should be easy, it’s already cracked.
Can you imagine a world where there existed a West Korea, or East Korea? How about East Dakota/Carolina or West Dakota and West Carolina? Why not East or West America? How come there’s a Far East but not a Far South? Anyways, when I retire, I think I’ll move to East Virginia.
There is no Virginia.
Sincerely,
Santa
Christmas means a lot to me. A LOT of goddamn people who expect presents.
Icelandair has apologized for selling a racist “Apartheid” cocktail in a hotel bar in Reykjavik. Too many drinks caused blackouts.
Lance Bass and Michael Turchin got married in LA. Turchin won’t be available for the next few days–he’s gone Bass fisting.