GARY BACHMAN says:
A Danish artist used his penis to paint a naked Kim Kardashian. Unfortunately, the portrait was a little cockeyed.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A Danish artist used his penis to paint a naked Kim Kardashian. Unfortunately, the portrait was a little cockeyed.
The Mars Curiosity Rover sent back reports of a tenfold increase in methane gas, NASA said about Mars that “It’s living and breathing and giving off little spurts of methane…”. The funny thing is, they could have saved a lot of money and gotten the same results just by having it follow along closely behind me.
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I’m starting a raft manufacturing business and selling them in Cuba.
Jeb Bush says he might run for president in 2016. But he won’t. After all, his brother’s the one who told us, “The U.S. does not torture people.”
Kathie Lee Gifford says Bill Cosby once tried to kiss her. Out of desperation! It was the only way to shut her up.
Islamic militants bought an American plumber’s old truck and are using it in Syria. When they aren’t killing Kurds,they’re removing turds.
Now if there’s a “Cuban Missile Crisis” the US will respond by selling Cubans viagra.
My wife reads tons of Romance Novels about lusty Counts and buxom Countesses. I bought her a Kindle for Christmas, which I proudly gave her early. Sharon rejected the gift indignantly, saying the plastic device made reading her sexy, purple prose seem “so artificial.”
America is so strong. HAH! A tin pot, second rate dictator can tell us what movies to watch.
You saying my mother was a dictator?
No. Most mothers of her generation used a cast iron kettle.
At least with my wife I always know exactly where I stand with her. Nowhere.
Turns out North Korea is the one that hacked into Sony. Payback for dumping Betamax on them in the 70’s.
Elton John is to marry his longtime partner David Furnish on Dec 21. Elton is going to need some viagra on his wedding night if he plans on being the “Rocket Man.”
Inside sources say that he’ll be singing “Don’t let your son go down on me”.
In a related story, Elton is pushing to have “I’m still standing” be the theme song for new Viagra commercials.
My car, TV, and Laptop understand me. My wife doesn’t. Can we get voice-recognition for wives?