WILL DURST says:
At least this time around, when it comes to sending troops overseas, President Obama has an exit strategy. It’s called “being termed out.”
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WILL DURST says:
At least this time around, when it comes to sending troops overseas, President Obama has an exit strategy. It’s called “being termed out.”
“Eaten Alive” turned out be “Eaten A Lie.”
Reading a 500-page report on torture is pure torture.
A Swiss McDonald’s accidentally showed porn to customers. “Would you like big brown eyes with that?” New slogan: “I’m lovin’ tit!”
A report on Airport Security says in contrast to Licensed Manicurists, who must complete 400 hours of training, LAX armed guards only receive a 54 hour course before strapping on a gun. Sounds like this story nails it.
A British woman is addicted to eating toilet paper. With every evening meal, she enjoys a dinner roll.
Having viewed blockbuster movie “Titanic,” it’s impossible to unsea it.
I had an operation “down there” that’s left me with a ;.
A Picasso painting was stolen from an art show in Florida. Police are looking for someone blue, period.
Delta will offer five different seat choices in 2015 depending on the comfort and tranquility you want. The George Clooney Experience, the Joe Biden Experience, the Joaquin Phoenix Experience, the George Zimmerman Experience. And for those willing to do anything to save a buck, The Bill Cosby Experience.
President Obama went on Comedy Central’s Colbert Report to sell his agenda. Democrats said it was inspired. Republicans said Fox wouldn’t let then stay up that late.
Peter Jackson got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. For Jackson, this type of recognition is becoming a hobbit.
The Ebola fighters were named Time’s “Person of the Year.” Dang, I thought Kim Kardashian had a crack at it.