Wedding bells are ringing! Or is that the alarm? — 9 Comments

  1. To those driving around the U.S. on Pearl Harbor Day in their Lexus, Acura, Toyota, Infiniti, Subaru, Suzuki, Scion, Nissan, Honda, Daihatsu, Isuzu, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Yamaha, etc, etc, cars…
    “Thanks for the memories….”

  2. 100 brains preserved in formaldehyde were stolen from a University of Texas lab. At first they thought it was a fraternity prank. Turned out to be Oklahoma trying to build their own Smartphone.

  3. Miley Cyrus made out with Paris Hilton in front of her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. Miley misunderstood Patrick when he asked, “How about a romantic trip to Paris?”

  4. Sting was a Kennedy Center honoree Sunday night. With all these protests going on, it’s nice to see some love given to a member of the Police.

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