JOHN TURNER says:
Charles Manson can’t wait for the big day. He told his soon-to-be bride, after the wedding we’ll hit all the bars.
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JOHN TURNER says:
Charles Manson can’t wait for the big day. He told his soon-to-be bride, after the wedding we’ll hit all the bars.
Funniest Star Wars related joke told at the American Proctologist Convention held this year in Dallas, Texas?
“These are not d’roids you’re looking for!”.
The reason the American Proctologist Convention is held in Texas?
It’s the home of so many perfect assholes.
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To those driving around the U.S. on Pearl Harbor Day in their Lexus, Acura, Toyota, Infiniti, Subaru, Suzuki, Scion, Nissan, Honda, Daihatsu, Isuzu, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Yamaha, etc, etc, cars…
“Thanks for the memories….”
Weird…My wife bought some false eyelashes. The package states that the product has not been tested…on animals.
100 brains preserved in formaldehyde were stolen from a University of Texas lab. At first they thought it was a fraternity prank. Turned out to be Oklahoma trying to build their own Smartphone.
Barack Obama has been diagnosed with acid reflux. Meanwhile, Joe Biden experienced an acid flashback.
I’m a light sleeper. I work nights and sleep during the day.
Miley Cyrus made out with Paris Hilton in front of her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. Miley misunderstood Patrick when he asked, “How about a romantic trip to Paris?”
Joe Biden shows his support for the “I Can’t Breathe” protest by putting his foot in his mouth.
Sting was a Kennedy Center honoree Sunday night. With all these protests going on, it’s nice to see some love given to a member of the Police.