JANICE HOUGH says:
In Siberia, when an airplane’s brakes froze, passengers helped push their own plane on a snow-covered runway. And in the U.S., airlines thought… hmm, how can we use this idea to cut costs this winter?
JANICE HOUGH says:
In Siberia, when an airplane’s brakes froze, passengers helped push their own plane on a snow-covered runway. And in the U.S., airlines thought… hmm, how can we use this idea to cut costs this winter?
Native Americans in the US have historically had extreme difficulty with the use of alcohol. That means many times braves have drunk smoke-signaled squaws.
According to a medium, Jack Palance is still doing push ups– yeah, he’s pushing up daisies.
According to a study, ancestors of humans started drinking alcohol millions of years ago–since the Stoned Age.
A bat family lives in my attic. It’s the best I can do since I don’t own a belfry.
For those under thirty…A “Dictionary” is not a coffee table book of texted junk.
Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps is out of drug rehab for marijuana addiction. He’s got two choices. Go back to the breast stroke. Or move to Colorado.
“Jersey Shore” Snooki got married. Pope “Love Everyone” Francis didn’t attend. You gotta have limits somewhere.
Dale Scott, MLB umpire says he’s gay. Should have been obvious. After every home plate slide he called, “I’m out!”
Demi Moore was recently caught in a rare photo with her younger boyfriend. She was picking him up at school.
Whew! At first I thought you were going to say she was picking his nose.
LOL, Bill!
A few members of the St Louis Rams ran onto the field during introductions in a “Hands up, Don’t Shoot” pose before trouncing Oakland 52-0.
The Raiders obviously played the entire game with their hands up. Did you know their “Challenge Flag” is white?
Burger King has brought back the Yumbo sandwich after a 40-year hiatus. Not to be outdone, Long John Silver’s fish sandwich is made from cod caught in 1974.
LOL, Bill!
Gotta love this country: We get to see Kim’crack, Madonna’s rack, and Weiner’s sack.