GARY BACHMAN says:
A woman and her pig were booted off a D.C.-bound plane after passengers complained the pig was disruptive and stinky. Ironically, the next time swine will be allowed on a plane is when pigs fly.
GARY BACHMAN says:
A woman and her pig were booted off a D.C.-bound plane after passengers complained the pig was disruptive and stinky. Ironically, the next time swine will be allowed on a plane is when pigs fly.
Voters elected Poland’s first openly gay mayor. Unlike his opponent, he has his finger on the pulse of Poles.
My wife hit me over the head, and put a Duracell in my oatmeal. I plan to charge her with Assault & Battery.
Perfume is an odd gift to give for Christmas. It’s like saying: here take this, because you don’t smell very good.
Republicans must come up with a presidential candidate for 2016 but are worried people will remember the government shutdown last year. But so what, it’s not like they shutdown something really important. Like Black Friday.
Miley Cyrus is allegedly carrying boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger’s child. Probably too early for both so they’ll call in, “The Terminator.”