I know a few turkeys…

JERRY W says:

A Ferguson, Missouri Turkey shoot event was cancelled after the city police couldn’t guarantee security for it, they said the best they could do was take a shot at it.


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I know a few turkeys… — 15 Comments

  1. The 2015 Mustang GT can do the 1/4 mile in 9.9 seconds. Which is especially handy if you live 1/4 mile from Taco Bell and are really, really hungry.

  2. The city of Burien, Washington, has made offensive body odor illegal. A big stink has been raised by the city’s lone French resident.

  3. The Ayam Cemani chicken of Indonesia has black feathers, a black beak, black skin and even black internal organs. They are often targeted by white chickens belonging to the Coop Clucks Clan.

  4. A woman and her pig were booted off a D.C.-bound plane after passengers complained the pig was disruptive and stinky. Ironically, the next time swine will be allowed on a plane is when pigs fly.

  5. A woman and her pig were booted off a D.C.-bound plane after passengers complained the pig was disruptive and stinky. It was also hogging the aisle space.

  6. My father was pretty harsh when I was young. One day he told me: “Don’t be a baby!” Well, Hell, I was just 4 months old at the time…

  7. Burger King employee discovered a backpack filled with $100,000 cash. Apparently, the backpack owner also planned to make a stop at Starbucks.

  8. Making a Cuban sandwich with French bread is like dancing Salsa with your elderly aunt: not even enjoyable dead drunk. Or so I’ve heard.

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