Ray Rice for Jello Pudding Pops… — 14 Comments

  1. A 14-year-old girl is on trial for killing her 35-year-old husband. She grew tired of him complaining about the Justin Bieber posters hanging in their bedroom.

  2. Looking for ways to get rid of my Thanksgiving leftovers, I sent my Mother-in-Law and Aunt Lou to the Mall. House Guests? I’m running Motel 666 here, folks.

  3. In Siberia, when an airplane’s brakes froze, passengers helped push their own plane on a snow-covered runway. And in the U.S., airlines thought… hmm, how can we use this idea to cut costs this winter?

  4. President Obama pardoned a pair of turkeys this Thanksgiving named Mac and Cheese. Not to be outdone, President Kim Jong-un pardoned an entire pack of canines named Roast Rack of Labs.

  5. I have a friend who spent all Thanksgiving day watching football and eating Taco Bell. Only problem. He had a Brown Friday.

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