TC in BC says:
Crabs being shipped on a US Airways flight broke loose in the cargo hold. When told about this, Paris Hilton says she has never flown on US Airways.
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TC in BC says:
Crabs being shipped on a US Airways flight broke loose in the cargo hold. When told about this, Paris Hilton says she has never flown on US Airways.
When random men were asked what the main difference is between a bowling ball and Kim Kardashian, the number one answer given was that you could eat a bowling ball, if you had to.
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Suppose Kim Kardashian gave a blow job and nobody came.
The heat has gone out of the Subway where I work. They won’t let us go home, so we’re making sandwiches in parkas and knit hats. Frankly, I’m sick of working in these Sub- Artic conditions.
I was at a party where they were serving jello shooters. The last thing I remember was having a few, then waking up on a couch not knowing where I was – with a Bill Cosby CD in my hand.
If Obama issues an executive order on immigration, the GOP has threatened to stop cooperating with him. Yeah, that’ll show him. 0- 0= 0.
A list made by an Australian man on why he ended a relationship with his girlfriend has gone viral. One reason he listed was that she was rude to his cat. Millions of women are now trying to find his number.
Kim Kardashian described her nude photo shoot as an “art project.” So I put it on my refrigerator with a magnet. But to protect my 8-year-old I taped over the dirty part. The face.
The Beer Mile — participants must drink one beer, run a lap then do it over three more times — was too much for Lance Armstrong who dropped out after just one lap. He could have finished easy enough but for old habits. After every beer he had to pee in a cup.
Some women’s equality groups are calling for “Pink Viagra,” a pill for female sexual disfunction. Men all know the only thing that works for female sexual disfunction is the green pill. Green Back Dollars.