What was for dessert at the last supper?

GARY BACHMAN says:

An Oklahoma woman allegedly told restaurant workers Jesus Christ would soon arrive to pay her bill, but he was a no-show, police said. Heck, Jesus didn’t even pick up the tab for his last supper.


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What was for dessert at the last supper? — 11 Comments

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