GARY BACHMAN says:
An Oklahoma woman allegedly told restaurant workers Jesus Christ would soon arrive to pay her bill, but he was a no-show, police said. Heck, Jesus didn’t even pick up the tab for his last supper.
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Pope Francis confirmed he will be coming to Philadelphia. He plans to visit with the city’s lowly and downtrodden– the 76ers.
I was pretty jazzed about a headline I saw that read: “3M Clear Bra Protection,”…until I found out it’s for cars.
ISIS to mint its own money. Coins will be like Kim Kardashian. All tail and no head.
Funny, Bill!
Bill, If you’re looking for head forget about coins, try the Monica Lewinsky Presidential “Bill”, nothing but head to be found there.
I first thought of ISIS coins. Heads you lose. But that was too gross. Even for me.
Yep, no matter how many times you flip it, heads will hit the ground.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi put together a Christmas card with their heads Photoshopped onto Kim Kardashian’s baby-oiled booty. Right away you know it’s not them. No scissor marks.
Authorities in Thailand intercepted a courier package containing human parts that was destined for the US. It contained a head, heart and a foot. An anonymous spokesperson for the Washington Redskins said they would be interested if an arm was included.
LOL, TC!
A Great Dane in Pennsylvania delivered a huge litter of 19 puppies. Today TLC announced they will star in a new series “19 Pups and Counting.”