But she Benz all the right ways. — 10 Comments

  1. I’m pretty sure the question: “Do these jeans make my butt look too big?” is a rhetorical. I even have the lump on my head to prove it.

  2. Your liver is a filter that can be damaged by too much alcohol. The doc says mine is like a 95 year-old’s. I’ve nicknamed it “Old Grand Dad.”

  3. Brooke Shields lost her virginity to “Superman” Dean Cain. Yes, he was faster than a speeding bullet, but he could leap tall broads in a single bound.

  4. A 26-year-old girl from a small mid-western town says she will marry murderer Charles Manson. Actually, it’s Charlie or spinsterhood. She has no cousins.

  5. Paleontologists have dug up prehistoric fossils behind a New Jersey strip mall that may provide insights into why dinosaurs became extinct. Apparently, they shopped ’til they dropped.

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