TC in BC says:
American tobacco company RJ Reynolds has instituted a no smoking policy at all its offices. In related news, the manufacturer of Ex-Lax has removed all the restrooms their buildings.
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A sailor wasn’t trusted by his mates. It seems he was always crying “Sea Wolf.”
You could say Democrats are taking an arm’s length approach to President Obama. You might also mention that arm is long enough to qualify for frequent flyer miles.
If I were the president I’d stop shaving, go on “Duck Dynasty,” and call myself Backie Obammie.
Bill, that sounds too close to what most of the republicans have been calling him off camera and behind closed doors since he took office: “Blackie O’Mammy”.
Quick jerry, let’s see if we can break the Internet. A dumb crack couldn’t. Perhaps a wise one can.
The only crack of dawn I’d get up early to see would be the one on Dawn on “Gilligan’s Island”.
Why are Republicans like the Duck Dynasty?
Ah, memories of Old Granny…it’s easy to picture her in that old rocking chair, complaining about the world. “I am so mad I could shit kittens.”
The world’s top ranked badminton player has failed a doping test. Badminton World Federation officials finally had to confront him when his serves reached speeds of 400 mph.
Steelers fans are blaming Justin Bieber for jinxing their team after he visited their dressing room before they lost to the lowly Jets. Actually it was because he messed Big Ben up by showing him the art of throwing eggs.
NBA commish Adam Silver says it’s high time that the US gets on board with legalized gambling on pro sports. Pete Rose said he would lay good odds that if Silver became the Commissioner of baseball, he would be inducted into the Hall of Fame by next year.