We’ll never be Royals. — 14 Comments

  1. DC voters have legalized marijuana possession in the nation’s capital. Of course, Congress was way ahead of them. They went to pot years ago.

  2. “Dating Naked” is a TV show about well, naked dating. But it’s a little different from “The Bachelorette.” Instead of giving the winner a rose, the loser gets a fig leaf.

  3. A man delivering drywall to a construction site in Jersey City was killed when a one-pound tape measure fell 50 stories and struck him. To be precise the tape measure fell 498 feet 5 3\4 inches.

  4. Harvard is offering a course on anal sex. Of all the Ivy League schools to offer a course on anal sex, I thought it would be Brown.

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