He’s alone, all right.

GARY BACHMAN says:

A doctor tested positive for the Ebola virus in New York City. He’s been isolated from the public–in a theater showing ‘The Best of Me.’


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He’s alone, all right. — 14 Comments

  1. A man was killed with his own guitar in a New South Wales psychiatric hospital. He was murdered by a fellow patient who grew tired of him repeatedly playing “Crazy.”

  2. A study of men in Montreal finds that those who’d slept with more than 20 women had a 28% lower risk of prostate cancer than did men who’d had sex with just one woman. In related news, Bill Clinton has canceled his upcoming colonoscopy.

  3. Russian company removes statue of Apple’s iPhone because the CEO says he’s gay. That’s weird. Still standing is a statue of Walt Disney holding hands with a mouse.

  4. Paleontologists have unearthed a 90-million-year-old fossilized turtle in southern New Mexico. And it’s still faster than Peyton Manning.

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