TC in BC says:
Research by the National Cancer Institute found that coffee actually lowers levels of abnormal liver enzymes. So now after downing a couple of martinis and a bottle and a half of wine at dinner, I’m going to order a B-52 coffee.
TC in BC says:
Research by the National Cancer Institute found that coffee actually lowers levels of abnormal liver enzymes. So now after downing a couple of martinis and a bottle and a half of wine at dinner, I’m going to order a B-52 coffee.
The White House is reportedly haunted. The spirit of Gerald Ford can be heard tripping down the backstairs.
After some thought, I designed what I think is the scariest Halloween costume ever, this year I’m going to scare the crap out of my friends when I go to their party as President Jeb Bush.
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Each Halloween I go trick or treating dressed as a Chippendale dancer. At every house I go to I get snickers.
Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out publicly as gay. Look for Apple to give away the next album from Barbara Streisand.
LeBron James celebrated Halloween last night by dressing like a Philadelphia 76er.
Lot’s of treats today comedy-wise.
Happy Halloween everyone. Of course, it’s no big deal living here. Everyone knows that in San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
We have a similar situation here in L.A. Will, except that it occurs on April first.
I saw Jesus on my breakfast waffle, so I toasted his ass.
I told my wife I’d turn her in for a younger, bustier model if I won the Lottery. “That’s funny,” she replied, “Id ditch you too, Will, if I won, because I’m tired of being married to a Boob.”
Fireball Whisky was recalled in 3 European countries because it has antifreeze in it. But it’s OK in the US. *Obesity absorbs antifreeze.
The NoPhone, has no screen, no keys, no battery. Just a piece of useless plastic. *The only thing it’s smarter than is the U.S. Congress.
Consuming three glasses of milk a day has been associated to premature death. Especially when the cow backs up when you are drinking.
Homeland Security agents raided a lingerie shop in Kansas City that was selling unlicensed Kansas City Royals under garments and confiscated them. Did anyone notice that all adult female Royal fans went to the game “Commando”?
Fake World Series tickets were confiscated in Kansas City this week. Officials knew they were phony when they noticed the Commissioner’s signature was “Pete Rose”.