WILL the THRILL says:
As many of you know, I’ve been dating a Dominatrix who likes to tie me up. She loves me, she loves me knot.
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WILL the THRILL says:
As many of you know, I’ve been dating a Dominatrix who likes to tie me up. She loves me, she loves me knot.
Based on the success of the ABC t.v. show “Black-ish”, producer Steven Spielberg and comedian Jerry Seinfeld have announced their co-production of a new show that will air in early 2015, and it will be called “Jew-ish”. It originally was supposed to be a 1 hour show but they said that following ancient tradition, the final version will be snipped a little shorter to 45 minutes. In a related news release, the producers of “Black-ish” say that their show actually runs for only twenty five minutes, but it seems to be longer because it’s black.
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Jerry, is this a cocktail, shaken not stirred? Just askin…
Damn kids in my neighborhood! Every year it’s the same thing. Looking for Halloween handouts.
My wife, Sharon, used to be near-sighted. She sat on her glasses. Now she’s more rear-sighted.
What’s the most asked question among University of North Carolina graduates today? *Do you want fries with that?
88 year old monarch Queen Elizabeth has sent out her first tweet. Look for future tweets like “I’m looking at my Twitter account while sitting on the throne”. TOO MUCH information, thank you.
Random Thought for the Day:
Do you suppose they celebrate Oktoberfest in Jerusalem?
Honey Boo Boo canceled by The Learning Channel. Moral turpitude they say. She didn’t have any Boo Boo. *She plain fucked up.