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  1. Based on the success of the ABC t.v. show “Black-ish”, producer Steven Spielberg and comedian Jerry Seinfeld have announced their co-production of a new show that will air in early 2015, and it will be called “Jew-ish”. It originally was supposed to be a 1 hour show but they said that following ancient tradition, the final version will be snipped a little shorter to 45 minutes. In a related news release, the producers of “Black-ish” say that their show actually runs for only twenty five minutes, but it seems to be longer because it’s black.

  2. 88 year old monarch Queen Elizabeth has sent out her first tweet. Look for future tweets like “I’m looking at my Twitter account while sitting on the throne”. TOO MUCH information, thank you.

  3. Honey Boo Boo canceled by The Learning Channel. Moral turpitude they say. She didn’t have any Boo Boo. *She plain fucked up.

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