GARY BACHMAN says:
Oscar de la Renta has passed away. Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to jail. And there are rumors Oscar Mayer no longer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Oscar de la Renta has passed away. Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to jail. And there are rumors Oscar Mayer no longer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Is the Honey Boo Boo Show in jeopardy because Mama June is dating a convicted child molester? No problem say producers. *We’ll shoot him from the waste up.
Can’t let a good joke go to “waist.”
thank you. my error was a waste of a good idea.
But you did do it all in good Taist Bill!
A doctor tested positive for the Ebola virus in New York City. He’s been isolated from the public–in a theater showing ‘The Best of Me.’
I’ve given up drinking tea. Being married 31 years has given me more than enough opportunities to look at an old bag.
WILL: Sweetie, what do you think I should be for Halloween this year?
JILL: Why don’t you surprise me, and be a man?
TLC has canceled “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” following allegations that “Mama June” is dating a convicted child molester. In her defense, in rural Georgia this is dating up.
Dallas Cowboys Joseph Randle who was arrested for shoplifting underwear has scored a sponsorship deal with an underwear manufacturer. Not to be outdone, Florida based Publix Markets have inked Florida State QB Jameis Winston to a deal where he shows how to crack crab legs while wearing handcuffs.
SF stations won’t play Lorde’s “Royals” hit. What about KC & the Sunshine Band?
I remember when Oscar de la Renta got beat up by Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao.